so there i was dancing with my new best friend's pseudo young boyfriend amidst the modern white walls, near the actually really exquisite popping and locking european man, thinking of nothing but my next glass of wine and the music...when BOOM jealousy hit. across the crowd i see my new bff's face green and fuming. he won't look at me or at his pseudo, but all personality is gone, and like a difficult sister he has turned the entire room to ice.